Don't let his devil may care look deceive you. This cat, Morpheous, is one of the biggest A-Holes in our home. He has surpassed being mischievous and has moved on to being just well a jerk.

His latest thing is to run at near speed and jump on my night stand. Sounds harmless? He only does this when I have a FULL or near full glass of water sitting there. He does this on my desk as well.

If that isn't bad enough he comes into my room to pick a fight with Daria, my cat just for the fun of it. Not a lot of fun to me when those two get going.

If there is something really not nice to do, this cat, nick named Baby Boy will do it. Later he will talk to you as if there was nothing wrong at all. I keep telling him he would look great as a steering wheel cover. His response? A big MEOW